I hate the Big Bang Theory and I’ve never even watched it. 

You’re nerdy, I get it. Now shut up.  

I’m teaching myself how to knit…

Reading the knitting book I got: WHAT IS GOING ON

Look at youtube knitting video: Well, that’s easy. 

I’m returning this good for nothing book. 

I’ve also already joined an online knitting community. Don’t judge me. 

(via irrelevantttt)

I wish I was Indiana Jones.

(Source: the-ghoul-in-your-attic, via knockturn)

(via uglysweatersforlife)

Badass.

(Source: groovymutants, via warningdontreadthis)

My love is vengeance, that’s never free.

(Source: forbesboobs, via navire-night)

(Source: acres, via orientaltiger)

I’m wearing green lipstick.

And I love it.

Panda,

we do not wash our pits in the Pool of Sacred Tears.

I’m listening to viking metal as loud as possible and my dog’s just laying here completely unbothered and sleeping on her face. I love her. 

I wish I could lounge in bed all day. 

I am the Bay Harbor Butcher.